THERE! I FIXED THE MOVIE! MINI - Sausage Party

Sausage Party was a 2016 animated comedy that was noted for being the highest-grossing R-rated animated film of all time. And to be real, it was...fine. The R rating does feel more like a novelty than a legitimate storytelling tool to the point where the movie does go a little "only one joke" at points, but the metaphor for religion is alright and there are some laughs to be had. But if you ask me, one single fix can end up making the film entirely different. But what is that fix? Well, let's begin.

Like I said, the R-rating at times feels a bit like a novelty, and while some parts do end up being really funny, at other times it does feel like the joke is just "HAHA THE HOT DOG SAID THE F WORD!". However, I have one idea that could make it really work: cutting a lot of it out...hear me out. Most of the profanity, innuendos and shock humor would be flat out gone, playing it like any other animated film...except for one thing. You may be asking "what about the ending orgy?" Well, here's my idea...we keep it in, with all the craziness intact, completely unchanged. What's my point here? Pure confusion. If we trim the profane language until that orgy, a lot of the viewers would watch asking "wait what why is this R-rated?", but when we get to the orgy, with the foods still swearing like a sailor and ramming each other like an angry moose, that's when it all adds up. It'd be the perfect way to prank the audience. And with that, I think I fixed the movie, but if you think this is just a ridiculous, nonsensical fix, that's because...you're right.

April Fools! No, this is not the fix I had in mind for the movie. I just wanted to prank all of you with the dumbest fix I could think of. Will I do a proper fix of Sausage Party in the future? Maybe, but we'll cross that bridge when we get to it. Bye!

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