Welcome to "THERE! I FIXED THE MOVIE!"

 

Welcome to the blog!

The premise of this blog is very simple: I take the writing of bad movies or any film I and possibly many others felt all around disappointed by and see if I can find ways to rework them in order to make them work - or at least work better. I'll need to look into the film's scripts to determine what works and what doesn't and integrate them into a final storyline that combines all the fixed talking points together. But this won't solely apply to movies. I also have a subseries called "There! I Fixed the...Show?" that focuses on ways to fix certain TV shows or individual episodes.

And yeah, that's basically it. That's all you need to know about the blog. New posts will be put up on the 11th of every month, starting this Wednesday. Hope to see you there!

About the Author: JF the LOLZOR

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