There! I Fixed the Movie!

  To be honest, I wanted to like the Jurassic World sequels. The first one was a good amount of fun in spite of a weak script, and the trailers for both sequels seemed to be total slam-dunks. But they all fell apart when they came out, and nowhere is that more evident than in Dominion . Out of all the films in the Jurassic Park series, this can be described as the most disappointing, because this should've been such an easy home run for Universal. It promised to be a movie about killer dinosaurs roaming civilisation with the cast of the World movies meeting the cast of the Park movies. But while it wasn't Fallen Kingdom bad, it had some of the dumbest choices that should've been so easy to avoid. How? Well, let's go into it. Going in by the trailer, you'd think this movie would be about dinosaurs rampaging through the world and the heroes trying to contain them, right? Well, no! In fact, the dinosaurs are barely a threat in this. The main threat of the picture is....

  I said in my TIFTM on Ice Age: Collision Course that that movie isn’t the worst of the Ice Age franchise. That’s because that title belongs to this movie. It’s surprising how they practically got everything wrong that could go wrong with this movie, from its script to its animation. It’s easily one of the worst animated films of this decade so far, if not the worst. There’s enough problems here to make a full TIFTM post, but the reason why it’s just a Mini is because there’s one fix that could make the film completely different. And hey - let’s talk about it. Okay, okay, that first part was a bit of a lie. They didn’t get everything wrong. They got it, like, 98% wrong, but there is one bright spot in this film: the portrayal of Buck himself. Despite the limited animation, they at least try to recapture how he was in the third movie. He’s still energetic, eccentric and…well, wild. The problem with how he is in the movie, however, is that this is meant to be his movie and yet he...

 I'm gonna be real and say much like Ralph Breaks the Internet,  I didn't really hate Thor: Love and Thunder . Is it a perfect movie? No, definitely not. But I found it to be a decent movie that reinvents characters I didn’t care about before into actually interesting people. But with that said, it still has its fair share of issues, which make the film especially disappointing considering this was my most anticipated Marvel film of 2022 considering how much I loved Ragnarok. Some of these issues are minor, and some that almost take me outta the whole film. Even if I don’t hate it like tons of others (seriously, some people act like this movie killed their firstborn or something), the problems here are kinda biggies. But it’s like I often say, no film is without fixing, and I think if they put in more of the great qualities, this would’ve been basically on par with Ragnarok. So, how does one fix Thor: Love and Thunder? Let’s begin. Before we begin, there is one thing I wanna c...